In order to explain what a zombie virus is, you must first explain zombies. Zombies are dead or mentally disabled creatures (usually human) which have lost all signs of self-control. Many people have speculated what diseases can cause zombies to be created. The most logical idea is a mutated rabies virus. Such a disease would need to only affect the brain and possisbly degenerate the skin somewhat. If a rabies strand could mutate into a disease which would keep its potency but make the effects last longer then one could potnentionally have a zombie virus.
Scientist: It seems to be a mutated form of rabies which has overpowered his higher levels of thinking. In essence, a zombie virus.
*containment cell shatters*
Zombie: YYAHAAAHHHGGG!!!
Scientist: No, no no no no!!!! AAAAUUGGGHHH!!!
*dies*
*containment cell shatters*
Zombie: YYAHAAAHHHGGG!!!
Scientist: No, no no no no!!!! AAAAUUGGGHHH!!!
*dies*
by Apocolypse_Surviver April 4, 2009
The Obama Zombie Influenza or "OZ-1 Virus" is a contagious mental disorder caused by exposure to liberal/socialist doctrine. Recently, the OZ-1 virus has been as devastating to American minds as smallpox was to the Native American population. The OZ-1 Virus has created legions of the brain dead, infecting both young and old, man or woman, and plebian or celebrity. Every person is susceptible to the virus since the entire population experiences varying levels of exposure to this ideology due to the distribution of these pathogens by the mainstream media; however infection spreads rapidly through liberal breeding grounds such as college campuses and Northeastern cities. Direct contact does not necessarily cause infections, individuals that are well educated on the founding principles of America, fundamentals of the free market, and fiscal/behavioral responsibilities are easily able to fight off infection. Due to similar symptoms, the OZ-1 virus is often misdiagnosed as dementia or mental retardation during the early stages of an infection. Containment and treatment of this virus has become tricky since rapid culling of all infected or exposed individuals has been deemed to be an "unethical" first line of defense. see http:www.donationruse.com/ObamaZombie.html
You may have the Obama Zombie Virus if you
1. Drive a prius with a Obama Change bumper sticker
2. Believe we can gain energy independence by properly inflating your tires
1. Drive a prius with a Obama Change bumper sticker
2. Believe we can gain energy independence by properly inflating your tires
by DonationRuse.com February 17, 2010