Zombie Virus

In order to explain what a zombie virus is, you must first explain zombies. Zombies are dead or mentally disabled creatures (usually human) which have lost all signs of self-control. Many people have speculated what diseases can cause zombies to be created. The most logical idea is a mutated rabies virus. Such a disease would need to only affect the brain and possisbly degenerate the skin somewhat. If a rabies strand could mutate into a disease which would keep its potency but make the effects last longer then one could potnentionally have a zombie virus.

Scientist: It seems to be a mutated form of rabies which has overpowered his higher levels of thinking. In essence, a zombie virus.

*containment cell shatters*

Zombie: YYAHAAAHHHGGG!!!

Scientist: No, no no no no!!!! AAAAUUGGGHHH!!!

*dies*

Zombie Virus by Apocolypse_Surviver April 4, 2009

Obama Zombie Virus 

The Obama Zombie Influenza or "OZ-1 Virus" is a contagious mental disorder caused by exposure to liberal/socialist doctrine. Recently, the OZ-1 virus has been as devastating to American minds as smallpox was to the Native American population. The OZ-1 Virus has created legions of the brain dead, infecting both young and old, man or woman, and plebian or celebrity. Every person is susceptible to the virus since the entire population experiences varying levels of exposure to this ideology due to the distribution of these pathogens by the mainstream media; however infection spreads rapidly through liberal breeding grounds such as college campuses and Northeastern cities. Direct contact does not necessarily cause infections, individuals that are well educated on the founding principles of America, fundamentals of the free market, and fiscal/behavioral responsibilities are easily able to fight off infection. Due to similar symptoms, the OZ-1 virus is often misdiagnosed as dementia or mental retardation during the early stages of an infection. Containment and treatment of this virus has become tricky since rapid culling of all infected or exposed individuals has been deemed to be an "unethical" first line of defense. see http:www.donationruse.com/ObamaZombie.html

You may have the Obama Zombie Virus if you
1. Drive a prius with a Obama Change bumper sticker
2. Believe we can gain energy independence by properly inflating your tires

Obama Zombie Virus by DonationRuse.com February 16, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004