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A person who typically only cares about their self image.
Often pretends to be caring and considerate for others, but the only thing he/she cares about is themselves.

On rare occasions they are confused with an actual person
"Do you know anyone who put their own name on urban dictionary just to make themselves seemed liked?
"Oh yeah that is zoilo"
zoilo by Beep-Beep-Im-A-Jeep April 21, 2018
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zoilo • Zoilo's law • zoloft • ZOLO • zoila • zilola • Zilos • Zoil • Zollo • zoloo
is a person that doesn't trash people or others always watches his back,has lots of trust issues if you get to know them you know they keep their promise and won’t let you down he/she will do anything for you if they truly care about you
zoilo is very trustworthy
zoilo by raddy vane November 21, 2021

Zoilo's law

Every one in the world is either Pedophile or a Rapist.
Aye Zoilo's law bruh which one are you?
Zoilo's law by zoilo March 10, 2021
A rude, nasty, or dishonest critic that enjoys finding faults in others
Are all politicians zoilist when it comes to espousing a position with which they don't agree?
Zoilist by kencando September 2, 2013
Zoil bruv stop looking at urban dictionary for content and play a game already PogO
Zoil by Fragzy July 11, 2020

Zoglodyte 

An ideologically kosher subject of ZOG -- Zionist Occupied Government; a willing participant in ZOG's agenda, wars, narratives, etc.
James and his wife Jane are Zoglodytes. They read and watch mainstream media, and like the Zoglodyte "journalists," repeat ZOG's narratives, mantras and dogma around the water cooler at work.
Zoglodyte by xirtames February 26, 2022
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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