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to wipe your member on a posh bird's curtains
It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so I just had to do it - I resolved to zoffle those curtains like they'd never been zoffled before
zoffle by Raz124 September 6, 2008
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To wipe ones male appendage on the curtains of a posh womans abode.
Q. How do you keep you c*ck looking so pristine for all those posh birds?
A. Well my good man, it just so happens that I Zoffle!
Zoffle by Staffy August 20, 2007
to wipe your cock on a posh bird's curtains
It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so I just had to do it - I zoffled those curtains like they'd never been zoffled before
zoffle by Raz124 July 15, 2008

zofalearrits 

a swear word in german that means far worse than all the swears combined
friend: oh look it’s that girl you hate
you: UGH ZOFALEARRITS
zofalearrits by jessie kallie October 26, 2019
A man who ain't got the ganja or the herb in possession and couldn't smoke a zoot that night
You been blazing it up all night rasta!

Tsssst, chaa, me a zootless ya kna!
A combination of Zoet and Waffle. Zoet meaning a a person who is observant, funny, and safe to trust. Waffle meaning a mysterious, shyness and caring personality. When these two types of people are together it feels like a safe heaven. They turn into a friendship called a Zoffle.
Person 1: "Hey I've seen you hanging out with Jaiden a lot. They're sort of like a Waffle aren't they?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah! They're really nice, I like hanging out with them"
Person 1: "Oh my God you guys are a Zoffle! Cause you're such a Zoet"
Person 2: "Me?? a Zoet? well I guess so!
Zoffle by _Just_Me_duh_ November 30, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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