Zoftle

Zoftle is an upcoming music artist from the United States. He specializes in producing his own Electronic Dance Music, including Dubstep, Complextro, Color Bass, Glitch-Hop, Hyperpop, and many more!

Have you’ve heard Zoftle’s new album yet?

by Zoftle September 3, 2023

zoffle

to wipe your member on a posh bird's curtains

It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so I just had to do it - I resolved to zoffle those curtains like they'd never been zoffled before

by Raz124 September 6, 2008

Zoffle

To wipe ones male appendage on the curtains of a posh womans abode.

Q. How do you keep you c*ck looking so pristine for all those posh birds?
A. Well my good man, it just so happens that I Zoffle!

by Staffy August 20, 2007

zoffle

to wipe your cock on a posh bird's curtains

It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so I just had to do it - I zoffled those curtains like they'd never been zoffled before

by Raz124 July 15, 2008

zofalearrits

a swear word in german that means far worse than all the swears combined

friend: oh look it’s that girl you hate
you: UGH ZOFALEARRITS

by jessie kallie October 26, 2019

Zootless

A man who ain't got the ganja or the herb in possession and couldn't smoke a zoot that night

You been blazing it up all night rasta!

Tsssst, chaa, me a zootless ya kna!

by Wild Times Wild Things March 15, 2021

Zoffle

A combination of Zoet and Waffle. Zoet meaning a a person who is observant, funny, and safe to trust. Waffle meaning a mysterious, shyness and caring personality. When these two types of people are together it feels like a safe heaven. They turn into a friendship called a Zoffle.

Person 1: "Hey I've seen you hanging out with Jaiden a lot. They're sort of like a Waffle aren't they?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah! They're really nice, I like hanging out with them"
Person 1: "Oh my God you guys are a Zoffle! Cause you're such a Zoet"
Person 2: "Me?? a Zoet? well I guess so!

by _Just_Me_duh_ November 30, 2021