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Zoffee

"Zoom Coffee", when you would generally have a coffee meeting with someone, but now you need to it over Video Conferencing. Such as Zoom, WhatsApp, Skype, Microsoft Teams
Hey let's change our coffee date to Zoffee as I have COVID19
by yoshgoodman March 25, 2020
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Zoffee

A quarantine coffee. When you meet up with your friends for a coffee on zoom.
Quarantine sucks, let's meet up for a zoffee.
by CptStrong April 14, 2020
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zoffle

to wipe your member on a posh bird's curtains
It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so I just had to do it - I resolved to zoffle those curtains like they'd never been zoffled before
by Raz124 September 6, 2008
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Zofeer

A handsome man, sometimes annoying but people still likes him, funny and great at sports
He is zofeer
by Bananadates April 26, 2022
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Zoffle

To wipe ones male appendage on the curtains of a posh womans abode.
Q. How do you keep you c*ck looking so pristine for all those posh birds?
A. Well my good man, it just so happens that I Zoffle!
by Staffy August 20, 2007
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zoffle

to wipe your cock on a posh bird's curtains
It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so I just had to do it - I zoffled those curtains like they'd never been zoffled before
by Raz124 July 15, 2008
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Zoffsexual

One that likes to piss off himself in public to attract dogs so he can rape them.
*Notices friend staring at dog and triggering himself*
Jake: You faggot stop being zoffsexual
by JakesSexDragon December 10, 2017
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