Zoffee

"Zoom Coffee", when you would generally have a coffee meeting with someone, but now you need to it over Video Conferencing. Such as Zoom, WhatsApp, Skype, Microsoft Teams

Hey let's change our coffee date to Zoffee as I have COVID19

by yoshgoodman March 25, 2020

Zoffee

A quarantine coffee. When you meet up with your friends for a coffee on zoom.

Quarantine sucks, let's meet up for a zoffee.

by CptStrong April 14, 2020

zoffle

to wipe your member on a posh bird's curtains

It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so I just had to do it - I resolved to zoffle those curtains like they'd never been zoffled before

by Raz124 September 6, 2008

Zofeer

A handsome man, sometimes annoying but people still likes him, funny and great at sports

He is zofeer

by Bananadates April 26, 2022

Zoffle

To wipe ones male appendage on the curtains of a posh womans abode.

Q. How do you keep you c*ck looking so pristine for all those posh birds?
A. Well my good man, it just so happens that I Zoffle!

by Staffy August 20, 2007

zoffle

to wipe your cock on a posh bird's curtains

It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so I just had to do it - I zoffled those curtains like they'd never been zoffled before

by Raz124 July 15, 2008

Zoffsexual

One that likes to piss off himself in public to attract dogs so he can rape them.

*Notices friend staring at dog and triggering himself*
Jake: You faggot stop being zoffsexual

by JakesSexDragon December 10, 2017