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A type of person who is annoying and picks fights with everyone, this person is typically short and overweight. A wannabe gangsta who think's they're him

Nathan: Oh god its Zoffa
Shouri: Please dont kill me
Zoffa: Wanna go me you dogggah *punches weakly*

Zoffa by Darth_Carolus March 17, 2024

Words you can keep

Zoffix

To become indignantly angry and make a scene when you don't get your way

Don't zoffix, we can work this out!

Zoffix by Diane Fossy January 28, 2019

Related Words

Zoffa • Zoffabait • zofia • zoff • zoffle • Zoofa • Zaffar • Zoffee • Zoffix • Zolfar

Zofia

Zofia is the greatest girl you’ll ever meet. She will always be there for you when you need it most. She is the most beautiful angel you’ll ever meet and you’ll hope to be her friend forever! You’ll be lucky to get a friend like Zofia cuz she is the sweetest, nicest person you’ll ever meet! If you ever do meet a Zofia cherish her forever cuz girls like her are rare!!

Girl 1: Wow, look at Zofia, I wish I was friend with her! She is like...the nicest ever!
Girl 2: I know right! I spoke to her earlier and she was like....a God!

Zofia by Anony_friends May 30, 2019

Zofia

the actual best person ever, v legit. everybody wants to b her friend and she’s just a wholesome person.

OMG OMG ZOFIA DO YOU WANNA HANG OUT I LOVE YOU

Zofia by nipolio December 17, 2019

Zuffa Zombie

Someone who knows nothing about mixed martial arts outside of the UFC. They also will believe everything Dana White tells them.

<Person 1> Did you see Gegard Mousasi tap out Jake O'Brien at DREAM.15?
<Zuffa Zombie> lolol brock lesnar would destroy them both 2v1

Zuffa Zombie by xFaustusx August 11, 2010

Zofia

She is an amazing person with blonde hair and glasses. Every time you see her she brings a smile to your face. She makes everybody's day better. She loves jokes and dares and isn't afraid of anything. Anybody would be lucky to be her friend. She is quirky, fun, and the life of the party.

Wow, Zofia is lit!

Zofia by redvelvetcheesecake March 14, 2017

ZOOFAREE

A closed agency local. Based on Zoo. Admin is called as Zoologist and member is called as Custodian. Established since 2020. The most comfortable home for many people. The safest place.

"Join Zoofaree yuk!?"

ZOOFAREE by zoofaree May 7, 2021

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026