zoblitz 

Irritating and sadist individual who enjoys the art of sarcasm. Past times include mock other peoples misfortunes and constant masturbation

ZoBlitz masturbates more than anyone on the planet.

ZoBlitz is a tosser

ZoBlitz, what more can I say?

zoblitz by TreeMonkey August 1, 2003

Zablitzkrieg 

When you see that monster dong and the sex is so good it feels like you got struck by lightning.

Linda got hit with a zablitzkrieg last night.

Zablitzkrieg by Dudeitzmeh September 25, 2017