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Zirft is a small, black, puss-filled lump, that can be usually found around fatty areas of the body. It's usually the external symptom of some form of STD, like herpes.
OMG What is that gross shit on your skin? I think that's a zirft!
Zirft by Nicole23221343 August 22, 2012
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Literally means "asphalt" in Arabic, but used to display discontent. Same use as shit.
"Oh no forgot the keys in the car, ZIFT!!"
zift by kikkoman69 June 8, 2004
Related Words
Zirft zift zirt Zifter zirotzen zirty Zifty zirf zirtec zirtz

Zorftozaxcy 

An epic battle between a velociraptor and a killer robot with laser eyes. Very rare, and more awesome than Brawndo.
Nothing will ever compare to that Zorftozaxcy I saw last weekend, my life is all downhill fom here.

Did you see the fight last weekend?
Ya, it was comparable to a Zorftozaxcy!!
A blond girl who's not really smart and normally lives in a farm in the mountains. She loves working in her "stoll"
- hey zirotzen you are a real stoller
zirotzen by Stollord November 28, 2021
A blond girl who's not really smart and normally lives in a farm in the mountains. She loves working in her "stoll"
- hey zirotzen you are a real stoller
zirotzen by Stollord November 28, 2021
A demonic creature, created by YouTuber Bendendermen
Zirty is horrifying
zirty by Getspawn December 31, 2019
When one is zifty they are under some sort of drug or alcohol induced quest to find more drugs or alcohol for FREE.
You see someone stealing beer or trying to hit the blunt when they didn't throw down and you say "nigga whatchu doin?" and they are like "nigga I'm getting zifty son"
Zifty by ZiftLord January 14, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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