zip lock bag 

a woman that has a tight vagina

She was as tight as a zip lock bag.

zip lock bag by GKJJJ January 30, 2006

zip lock bag 

The epitome of all that is weak and most certainly does not keep it fresh. Per common knowledge, a zip lock lock bag looks useful but only really keeps things fresh for a matter of minutes and serves an extremely limited purpose, and this jive ass turkey is no different.

guy 1: "You see Clyde over there, he really brings nothing to the table."
guy 2: "Yeah he's a zip lock bag if I've ever seen one."
guy 1: "word"

or

"That zip lock bag kept my fruit fresh for like 2 hours. These strawberries look like they fucked Eli Whitney's cotton gin. F zip lock bags bro."

zip lock bag by The Earthquakes March 11, 2012

french ziplock bag 

When you fill a bag with shit and throw it at a friend as a prank

I just threw a French ziplock bag at this smelly pirate hooker when I was crossing the street it was so funny she was covered in shit

french ziplock bag by Chocolate watermelon rain June 5, 2014

ziplock bag 

A pussy where the inner labia is hidden by the outer labia.

Hey Lisa's pussy is real tight, it looks like a ziplock bag.

ziplock bag by whackanoodle November 6, 2007