zip lock bag

a woman that has a tight vagina

She was as tight as a zip lock bag.

by GKJJJ January 30, 2006

zip lock bag

The epitome of all that is weak and most certainly does not keep it fresh. Per common knowledge, a zip lock lock bag looks useful but only really keeps things fresh for a matter of minutes and serves an extremely limited purpose, and this jive ass turkey is no different.

guy 1: "You see Clyde over there, he really brings nothing to the table."
guy 2: "Yeah he's a zip lock bag if I've ever seen one."
guy 1: "word"

or

"That zip lock bag kept my fruit fresh for like 2 hours. These strawberries look like they fucked Eli Whitney's cotton gin. F zip lock bags bro."

by The Earthquakes March 11, 2012

french ziplock bag

When you fill a bag with shit and throw it at a friend as a prank

I just threw a French ziplock bag at this smelly pirate hooker when I was crossing the street it was so funny she was covered in shit

by Chocolate watermelon rain June 5, 2014

ziplock bag

A pussy where the inner labia is hidden by the outer labia.

Hey Lisa's pussy is real tight, it looks like a ziplock bag.

by whackanoodle November 6, 2007