He's the cousin everyone wants and is totally amazing compared to any bitch ass Russians. Owner of the biggest penis. Has all the girls. Never is alone.

"Hey Zhoel, who's your girlfriend?"

zhoel by Zhoel February 19, 2017

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zhoey

The most weirdest person you will ever meet and funniest she never tells your secret. Zhoey loves nutella and love to sleep and snores while she sleeps and she is always sleeping when she is not eating.

Zhoey is sleeping

zhoey by Nutella is bra October 12, 2017

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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