Hestia4Lyf's definitions
He is the worst god of them all. Suffers from bipolar disorder and many more unnamed mental illnesses. Tends to throw thunderbolts in tantrum state. Is a hypocrite. Is a chronic womanizer, despite marriage to Queen Hera. Must be dethroned as a king. Must be stripped from his title as 'god of justice and law'. Must be killed at sight.
Beware: Most people he dates tend to have horrible fate.
Beware: Most people he dates tend to have horrible fate.
Ancient Greek Guy 1: I heard the Olympians teamed up to destroy the god of evil.
Ancient Greek Guy 2: Whom? Hades.
Ancient Greek Guy 1: Naw, dude. Hades is lit. Zeus 'Can't-Keep-It-In-His-Pants-EAT-LIGHTNING-old-guy' was the one that got destroyed. He deserved it.
Ancient Greek Guy 2: Whom? Hades.
Ancient Greek Guy 1: Naw, dude. Hades is lit. Zeus 'Can't-Keep-It-In-His-Pants-EAT-LIGHTNING-old-guy' was the one that got destroyed. He deserved it.
by Hestia4Lyf December 26, 2018
Get the Zeusmug.