zero gravity

the best place to have sex

Teacher: What would you do if you got the chance to go to space?
Students: Have sex in zero gravity, DUH

by facebookcreeeper April 17, 2011

Zero Gravity

Feeling no pressure. Completely relaxed. Like you're floating in space.

"How you feeling Tony, how's your day?" "I'm feeling zero gravity 'man', feeling great.

by Integrity Bandit June 15, 2018

Zero Gravity

A great band with such songs as "Midnight Crush". Lead guitarist Devin Malone is fuckin' amazing!

Zero Gravity is my favorite rock band of all time. I can play all of their songs.

by Jon June 30, 2005

Zero Gravity

Awesome song written by David Archuleta, and sang by even awesome-er Jackie Boyz.

Boy 1: Have you heard Zero Gravity by Jackie Boyz?
Boy 2: No...
Boy 1: Well you should! It's ttly AWESOME!

by ;mxtherfxcker. July 28, 2009

Zero gravity dick

Adjective Noun/Verb

The CURSE of a never restful penis. Thus, Zero-gravity Dick.

"He shall be cursed with zero gravity dick until the chosen one manages to speak to him without falling victim to the erect penis. Only then, will the curse be broken."

by Lobot13 July 22, 2017

The Zero Gravity Phase

The zero gravity phase is the period of time that an object appears not to be affected by gravity because of its weight.

A balloon became weightless when it entered the zero gravity phase

by SecondReference June 29, 2020

Zero gravity boobs

Boobs that dont follow the rules of physics. They seem to hover without ever sagging.

Dude, check out her rack! Yeah man, she has zero gravity boobs.

by Nokersnok July 11, 2019