Her: Honey, you really need to start working out again.

Him: Hmm? Why is that. honey?

Her: Because your zepplins almost suffocated me last night while you were humping me.

Him: Get back under the stairs.

zepplins by rabidgranny December 24, 2009

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Zeppelins

the coolest word you can give for a womens breasts

"Dude, check out those zeppelins."
"Wow, those are some nice zeppelins."

Zeppelins by Ctobe January 30, 2007

Flesh Zeppelins

Yet another term for female breasts. Most often used to describe larger breasts but can also be used to describe small pointy breasts.

WOW! Look at the Flesh Zeppelins on her!

Flesh Zeppelins by thing3 May 11, 2010

The Brown Zepplin

Where one person sticks a balloon in another persons ass. Then blows it up until it pops inside of that persons ass!

Dang, The Brown Zepplin left so much air in my cornhole!

The Brown Zepplin by LpCarrDsch May 19, 2011

led zepplin

it is spelt zeppelin dumbass. read any goddamn record. ZEPPELIN!!! If you cant spell Led Zeppelin, you don't know Zeppelin.

Eat. Sleep. Zeppelin.

led zepplin by drew January 10, 2005

led zepplin

Actually spelled "LED ZEPPELIN", but that's not a big deal. what is a big deal is the fuckhole that wrote this:

If you don't know who they are...well you should follow a BLACK DOG up THE STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN only to be DAZED AND CONFUSED because you will never know THE SECRET OF EVERMORE

the song is actually called BATTLE OF EVERMORE
it's based on the lord of the rings series by tolkien, as a couple of LED ZEPPELIN'S songs are.

this guy is obviously a retard and should not be taken seriously.

joel: ac/dc is better than led zeppelin!
page:*punches him*

led zepplin by pAge June 5, 2005

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026