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zepplins 

Large breasts on a man. Esp. when mostly fat.
Her: Honey, you really need to start working out again.

Him: Hmm? Why is that. honey?

Her: Because your zepplins almost suffocated me last night while you were humping me.

Him: Get back under the stairs.
zepplins by rabidgranny December 24, 2009
the coolest word you can give for a womens breasts
"Dude, check out those zeppelins."
"Wow, those are some nice zeppelins."
Zeppelins by Ctobe January 30, 2007

Flesh Zeppelins 

Yet another term for female breasts. Most often used to describe larger breasts but can also be used to describe small pointy breasts.
WOW! Look at the Flesh Zeppelins on her!
Flesh Zeppelins by thing3 May 11, 2010

The Brown Zepplin 

Where one person sticks a balloon in another persons ass. Then blows it up until it pops inside of that persons ass!
Dang, The Brown Zepplin left so much air in my cornhole!

led zepplin 

it is spelt zeppelin dumbass. read any goddamn record. ZEPPELIN!!! If you cant spell Led Zeppelin, you don't know Zeppelin.
led zepplin by drew January 10, 2005

led zepplin 

Actually spelled "LED ZEPPELIN", but that's not a big deal. what is a big deal is the fuckhole that wrote this:

If you don't know who they are...well you should follow a BLACK DOG up THE STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN only to be DAZED AND CONFUSED because you will never know THE SECRET OF EVERMORE

the song is actually called BATTLE OF EVERMORE
it's based on the lord of the rings series by tolkien, as a couple of LED ZEPPELIN'S songs are.

this guy is obviously a retard and should not be taken seriously.
joel: ac/dc is better than led zeppelin!
page:*punches him*
led zepplin by pAge June 5, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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