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Zellweger

A Zellweger is a unit of time, defined as the average length of a Rene Zellweger marriage. This is approximately 3-6 weeks, but varies widely based on her recent exploits.

Wow, I can't wait for this semester to be over! There's only about a Zellweger left until break.

by Wrathskellar September 1, 2009