zeis

v. trans. (pronounced: zice); def: to screw up; to fail epically in scope (see: epic fail);

When Ben lost the Halo match against several n00bs, he really zeised it.

by zike March 7, 2008

zeisler

Uncontrollable flappage of the mouth; to confront or debate in a strong manner at the wrong time; massive ego:uncheckable

Ryan really pulled a zeisler in the meeting the other day, I hope he learned a lesson!

by KGMSquared August 4, 2011

zeist

(noun) shortened version of zeitgeist.
to be in the spirit of the time.
to be trending.

A: Hey dude. Is normcore back in?
B: I'm pretty sure its in the zeist now.

by MrFuckUrbanDictionary October 19, 2022

carl zeiss

A Company specializing in high performance optics which makes spectacle lenses, camera lenses, microscopes etc.

History: In 1846 Zeiss opened a workshop for producing microscopes and other optical instruments. He later formed a partnership with the physicist and mathematician Ernst Abbe (1840–1905). The chemist Otto Schott developed about 100 new kinds of optical glass and numerous types of heat-resistant glass for the company. After Zeiss's death, Abbe donated the firm and his share in the glassworks to the Carl Zeiss Foundation; in 1923 Schott added his share in the glassworks.

Sony Cybershot range of digital cameras generally use Carl Zeiss optics.

by Clankus July 7, 2006

Zeist

A Town in the middle of The Dutch province Utrecht.

The town has almost 61,000 Citizens (December 2010)

was first mentioned in a charter in the year 838
Originally Zeist was Spelled as Seist.

Zeist

by Dragonbustuh May 2, 2011

Zeismeister

One with a short, curly, pubic-like head of hair. Usually a male that carries his testicles in the form of a fruit basket, resembling a vagina. Most likely seen surrounded by women that only enhance his feminineness. Usually attempts to hide his feminine gestures with short bursts of masculinity, but is quickly found out to resemble a true woman.

Also found to make comments such as:

Man: "Oh, by the way, I'm scheduled to have my vagina surgically implanted next week."

Can be responded to with:

Woman: "Wow.....you're such a Zeismeister"

by CKCP-AB March 16, 2011

Zeist

To revise a work with the sole intention of removing a specific detail (i.e. a name, character, breed, fact, etc.).

"There are a couple of huge ones that the fanbase would want to Zeist..."
"I would maybe Zeist the Hobbit movies, or maybe the prequels..."
"They should have Zeisted the creatures at the end of that book..."

by manufacturing November 29, 2021