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zeisler
Uncontrollable flappage of the mouth; to confront or debate in a strong manner at the wrong time; massive ego:uncheckable
zeisler by KGMSquared August 4, 2011
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zeist
zeist by MrFuckUrbanDictionary October 19, 2022
carl zeiss
A Company specializing in high performance optics which makes spectacle lenses, camera lenses, microscopes etc.
History: In 1846 Zeiss opened a workshop for producing microscopes and other optical instruments. He later formed a partnership with the physicist and mathematician Ernst Abbe (1840–1905). The chemist Otto Schott developed about 100 new kinds of optical glass and numerous types of heat-resistant glass for the company. After Zeiss's death, Abbe donated the firm and his share in the glassworks to the Carl Zeiss Foundation; in 1923 Schott added his share in the glassworks.
History: In 1846 Zeiss opened a workshop for producing microscopes and other optical instruments. He later formed a partnership with the physicist and mathematician Ernst Abbe (1840–1905). The chemist Otto Schott developed about 100 new kinds of optical glass and numerous types of heat-resistant glass for the company. After Zeiss's death, Abbe donated the firm and his share in the glassworks to the Carl Zeiss Foundation; in 1923 Schott added his share in the glassworks.
carl zeiss by Clankus July 7, 2006
Zeist
A Town in the middle of The Dutch province Utrecht.
The town has almost 61,000 Citizens (December 2010)
was first mentioned in a charter in the year 838
Originally Zeist was Spelled as Seist.
The town has almost 61,000 Citizens (December 2010)
was first mentioned in a charter in the year 838
Originally Zeist was Spelled as Seist.
Zeist
Zeist by Dragonbustuh May 2, 2011
Zeismeister
One with a short, curly, pubic-like head of hair. Usually a male that carries his testicles in the form of a fruit basket, resembling a vagina. Most likely seen surrounded by women that only enhance his feminineness. Usually attempts to hide his feminine gestures with short bursts of masculinity, but is quickly found out to resemble a true woman.
Also found to make comments such as:
Man: "Oh, by the way, I'm scheduled to have my vagina surgically implanted next week."
Can be responded to with:
Woman: "Wow.....you're such a Zeismeister"
Man: "Oh, by the way, I'm scheduled to have my vagina surgically implanted next week."
Can be responded to with:
Woman: "Wow.....you're such a Zeismeister"
Zeismeister by CKCP-AB March 16, 2011
Zeist
To revise a work with the sole intention of removing a specific detail (i.e. a name, character, breed, fact, etc.).
"There are a couple of huge ones that the fanbase would want to Zeist..."
"I would maybe Zeist the Hobbit movies, or maybe the prequels..."
"They should have Zeisted the creatures at the end of that book..."
"I would maybe Zeist the Hobbit movies, or maybe the prequels..."
"They should have Zeisted the creatures at the end of that book..."
Zeist by manufacturing November 29, 2021
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Pee Calculus
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