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A synonym for Smeg - the rotten cheesy bit of leftovers from sexual activity or the build up from when a bloke has left it too long to wash their member.
I didn't have a shower for the whole weekend, my Zeep build up was out of control - it Stank!
Zeep by Banter Claus 1 November 18, 2018
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A person who is acting immature or drunk-like when they are actually sober and laughing hysterically about it.
Tom is such a zeep lately; he keeps stealing my pencils and shoving them up his nose.
zeep by Krazy Kyle September 18, 2006
in a state of absolutely no stress, whilst not necessarily being in bliss
"bro I'm zeeped out rn, like a sheep"
Zeep by Echidna142 July 13, 2023

zeep zoop 

Zeep Zoop means you're a complete disappointment to your entire family
"yo, that guy over there is such a zeep zoop. Pretty sure I saw that guy stiffing chairs in McDonald's"

Zeep Zorp 

Zeep Zorp is a popular phrase similar to lit but with a little twist. Zeep Zorp can be used in tragedy as well.
Example One of Two

Person 1: "hey it's my mom’s birthday"
Person 2:"That's pretty Zeep Zorp”

Example two of two
P1: “My uncle died”
P2: “Aww man that’s super Zeep Zorp”
Zeep Zorp by arugulamay August 17, 2018
When a roach drinks too much alcohol, can't put it's shirt on and becomes a cyclops with only one lense in his sunglasses. The first sign of this disease is when people shout out "Roach, Shawts"
I got so zeep'd last night, I fell flat on my face in the sand after trying to hit on some chicks.
zeep'd by Kooooooooch September 9, 2020