zayns wife

A beautiful girl with an amazing smile, the nicest hair you've ever seen (her 2nd best feature). Its a shame you can't have her, she belongs to Zayn. The colours in her eyes will give you warm chills, you're just mesmerised. When you're with her you want it to last forever. You know you'd do anything for this girl and its dangerous. Once you fall in love with zayns wife there's no escaping her. She'll be all you ever think about but you aren't complaining because all you can imagine is all the memories you want to make with her. You constantly have this odd drive to be the best you can for her, love her forever and eventually marry her. You frequently tell yourself how much you love her, but you know your words aren't good enough, you want to show her in person, skin to skin. Whether that means laying with her for hours, or kissing her slowly someplace comfortable. You're truly in love with ellie.

Zayns wife is a masterpiece!

zayns wife by belles husband July 25, 2022

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zayns_wifey

A cool person who has a zayn pfp on TIKTOK but changed it he used to wear a red shirt but now it’s him with the middle finger and there really funny and cool and funny and cool

“Hey who’s zayns_wifey?” “Idk” “oh it’s that really fun and cool person who has a fp for one direction” “didn’t they spilt up 6 years ago?” “Yeah”

zayns_wifey by harryyyyy stylessss July 3, 2021

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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