zalodp

Simply the best.

I’m the best.im zalodp

by Derpita February 8, 2018

zalophism

an emerging religion in the united states that despises buttsex.

zalophism

by carolinemwitt December 14, 2009

Zaloop

Having homosexual qualities. Usually used in reference to males.

Man, that tight pink shirt and leather pants make you look so zaloop!

by Crogs April 15, 2004

zaloopa

In Russian – a prepuce. The thick skin, that covering a head of a penis. Under this skin the smegma often accumulates.
Written "çàëóïà" in Cyrillic (view page in Windows Cyriilic encoding).

"À çåëåíûé êðîêîäèë
 äâåðÿõ ÿéöà ïðèùåìèë
È ðàññìàòðèâàåò â ëóïó
Ïîñèíåâøóþ çàëóïó." -

And the green alligator
In doors of an ball has pinched
Also surveys in a magnifier
Turned blue "zaloopa".

by miZanthrope September 8, 2005

zaloopa

In Russian – a prepuce. The thick skin, that covering a head of a penis. Under this skin the smegma often accumulates.
Written "çàëóïà" in Cyrillic (view page in Windows Cyriilic encoding).

"À çåëåíûé êðîêîäèë
 äâåðÿõ ÿéöà ïðèùåìèë
È ðàññìàòðèâàåò â ëóïó
Ïîñèíåâøóþ çàëóïó." -

And the green alligator
In doors of an ball has pinched
Also surveys in a magnifier
Turned blue "zaloopa".

by miZanthrope September 8, 2005

zaloopa

Verb: the act of pulling the foreskin forward, pinching it closed, and masturbating into it. Someone who does this frequently is known as a "zaloopatz".

"Lazy, lazy, lazy, that boy. All day long, nothing but zaloopa. What a zaloopatz."

by G. R. Ford July 31, 2009

zalophas

Male sea lions

Zalophas need a long time after birth to develop from terrestrial life to the state of an independent forager at sea.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010