zalentines day

On the 14th of February instead of taking a girl out you stay in and kill shit loads of zombies with your best friend.

And use the money that would be spent on her on new maps and food to fuel a zalentines day

love of your life: 'will you go out with me on valentines day?'

boy:'no... err.. sorry , prior commitments..(texing mate'cant wait for zalentines day gona be beautiful')'