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a small wanged individual who sucks
my friend dean was being such a zaffis the other day. he really needs to grow a pair of nuts.
zaffis by PillPoppinSOB June 26, 2008
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another way of saying lying
yo why you zaffin for?
zaffin by zaf January 20, 2008
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can be described as the prettiest thing in the world, her smile is so shiny, her laugh, mesmerizing, the most important of all most beautiful girl ive ever seen, i love her. with all my heart
are you zaffira? because please be mine
zaffira by anonymousXJustSomeGuy December 28, 2017

zaffirian 

To be a dick to one's closest friends.
Greg asks his friends to pick him up at the train station. They quickly drop what they are doing, drive 20 minutes to the train station and wait for their close friend. They hastened, but arrived 5 minutes late. In the mean time, their friend Greg has taken a cab, saw his friends arrive from the window of the cab, and let them wait for him for the next half hour as he leisurely sat in the cab on his way home. Greg was Zaffirian in this situation.
zaffirian by Matt Hornick March 28, 2008

Zaffinogay 

An extremely homosexal individual. Very often is the butt of jokes.
Tim bedazzled his pink socks, so he can dress zaffinogay
Zaffinogay by Dommernator June 28, 2009
Arabic origin meaning victorious
He is the conqueror of all.People with this name have a deep inner desire to use their abilities in leadership, and to have personal independence. They would rather focus on large, important issues, and delegate the details.
He is zaffir, meaning he is victorious
The zaffir leader came out of the war with his enemy's head in his hand
zaffir by hasnaa January 4, 2018
n:- Guy or girl name defined as having the largest penis, or tits. Mostly men with this name are exponentially known with having the largest recorded penis sizes.

v:- To violently beat someone to death with a small child.
n:- How does that Zaffiri fit that thing into his pants?

v:- Yo, that nigga just Zaffiri'd that motha'fucka'.
Zaffiri by naz2376 March 7, 2011
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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