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zach d by dnakdmsms April 12, 2022

zach'd 

The process of sucking on the breasts of a woman where your buddy blew his load just minutes beforehand. This usually accompanies oral sex with said woman which was directly preceeded by said buddy being balls deep in the orally contacted area. This involves a low probability of not licking/sucking/tongueing the area where said buddy's balls were just resident. There is an equally high probability of getting your buddy's pubes stuck in your teeth.

Example of Zach getting Zach'd:

We met some 23 year old red head, took her back to his place and continued to drink.

I ended up passing out, I woke up an hour or two later and she was on the couch and she's like, "hey, come here". So I ended up banging her and going back to sleep.

Fast forward to this morning.

Wake up, she's gone, my buddy comes down from his bedroom and says "yea! I hit that chick last night!". I'm like...what?

Him - "yea, we had sex then she went downstairs to sleep, etc".

Me - "really? Me too"

Him - "ummm, did you suck her tits or anything?"

Me - "of course".

Him - "well, that's where I blew my load"

Me <pukes>

I'm trying to make myself feel better by telling myself she either took a shower or went in the pool after.

:-/

zach'd by Mike 0. August 7, 2006

Zach D.

Likes 2 in the rear and one in the front. Pretty cool guy otherwise.

Wow Zach D. is just like a three wheeled bike. 2 in the rear one in the front.

Zach D. by Verylargepandaonmychest May 8, 2019

Zach'd 

Sitting on/hoarding large amounts of MS'ed credit card rewards or miles and getting your account shutdown resulting in total loss of unused rewards.

Aadvantaged just zach'd my rewards account for mailers.

Zach'd by nunyabiz1982 January 23, 2020

Zach'd Up 

The act of getting "jacked up", only having it done to you by Zach Thomas, former Miami Dolphin and Pro Football Hall of Famer.

Hey, did you see that play on Monday Night Football?
I did! Man, did he get Zach'd up!

Zach'd Up by KatieKinFla September 30, 2008

Zach Dean Herron 

Zach Dean Herron is apart of a group called Why Don't We. He's the youngest member and 100% talented. He's gorgeous and perfect. His band is growing rapidly. He worked with Logan Paul and has been in a few vlogs. Since then they've sold out shows, appeared on many radio stations, hit #1 on the iTunes chart and so much more. Zach is hot asf as well.

Zach Dean Herron liked a pic on @whydontweboi / insta

Zach is so hot

Marry me Zach???

Zach Dean Herron by Thetrusthhurtsnow August 6, 2017

Zach De La Rocha 

The mega-hot lead singer of Rage Against the Machine.

"Yo, I went to a Rage concert last night and I don't think I'm straight anymore. Zach De La Rocha got me curvin all over the place, no cap"

Zach De La Rocha by corey2525 February 22, 2021