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Dave! Yognaught

He has the balls
I am Dave! Yognaught and i have the balls
Dave! Yognaught by 97dom97 September 10, 2011
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Yognaut/Yognaught 

What you call a fan of the yogpod (See: Yogpod YognaughtI Am Dave! Yognau(gh)t)
Yognaut is if you are more a fan of Lewis and Yognaught is if you're more a fan of Simon.
If you see a fellow Yognaut in public you MUST do the salute and say 'I Am Dave! Yognau(gh)t'(pronunciation:I Am Dave Exclamation Mark Yognaut).
Guy1:Hahahahaha Toasterbags.
Guy2:'I Am Dave ! Yognaut/Yognaught!'
Guy1:'I Am Dave ! Yognaut/Yognaught!'
Guy3:Wtf
Yognaut/Yognaught by Markk116 September 22, 2011
Yognar is another word for gay pog
Callum is yugnar
yugnar by yugnar June 8, 2021

I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t 

...and I have the balls.

Said as "I am Dave EXCLAMATION MARK yognau(gh)t!"

The call of greeting between multiple yognau(gh)ts whenever they meet.

First used in YoGPoD 32: I am Michael McDonald and I Listen to the YoGPoD All Day. It was a saying taken from a fan-letter by "Nick Fuckface" from Australia describing his encounters with a shaken soda can which created a singularity. Simon/Honeydew approved of this saying and encouraged Yognau(gh)ts to use as a greeting. It stuck with the fanbase.
Yognaut: "I am DAVE! YOGNAU(GH)T!"
Yognaught: "...and I have the balls!"
Yognaut: "Eiffel tower."
I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t by PKFifer November 20, 2011
Pronounced WIG-NOLY - It means that you can wish/ask for whatever you want but you are not going to get it, or at least it is very unlikely.

It is an acronym for the phrase "You will get nothing and like it" which is a variation of the original quote from the Caddy Shack movie where the character Judge Smails says "You'll get nothing and like it!" to his son that was asking for a bunch of stuff from the snack bar.
Statement: "I wish we had peace on earth."
Response: "YWGNALI!"
YWGNALI by Mal X November 8, 2007
Yagna is generally Holy Fire. Born out of Fire. Usually a unique name for girls.
Yagna is performed for the deities
Yagna by yagna004 September 7, 2021
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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