yargnala 

Someone or something that is fat, retarded and into horses.

Damian is yargnala.

yargnala by Gulag King August 23, 2020

Yarnalanche 

/ˈyarnˌaˌlanCH/
Noun

A mass of yarn, falling rapidly down a shelf or other hiding place, usually onto the top of the owner's head.

What happens when you try to pull a particular color from the bottom of your yarn stash and a large quantity of yarn falls on your head, over the floor and in general making a mess.

For the yarn addicted of either the knit or crochet variety, yarnalanche is a serious issue, causing mayhem, mess and general disarray in crafting areas.

Yarnalanche by thecrochetcase May 27, 2013