A mass of yarn, falling rapidly down a shelf or other hiding place, usually onto the top of the owner's head.
What happens when you try to pull a particular color from the bottom of your yarn stash and a large quantity of yarn falls on your head, over the floor and in general making a mess.
For the yarn addicted of either the knit or crochet variety, yarnalanche is a serious issue, causing mayhem, mess and general disarray in crafting areas.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!