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Ypsilanti Plume 

Named after the city adjacent to Ann Arbor, Michigan. An Ypsilanti Plume is when a prostitute farts blood on to your chest.
Hey honey, I'll give you $120 for a blumpkin and an Ypsilanti Plume.
Ypsilanti Plume by Ted Cactus December 30, 2008

Ypsilanti 

The name of a city and township in Michigan having 48197 and 48198 zip codes. Ypsilanti is located just east of Ann Arbor and about 20 minutes west of Detroit. Commonly known as Ypsi (IP-see).
Often mispronounced as yip-se-lan-ti.
Ypsilanti is a very diverse place; you should visit it sometime.
Ypsilanti by ChestertheJester August 24, 2004

Ypsilanti water tower

Something that has got to be the most phallic thing you ever saw.
“That thing is so phallic it might as well count as pornographic. Total Ypsilanti Water Tower.”
Ypsilanti water tower by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Ypsilanti All-Stars 

Publicized widely in the magazine "Found", the Yspsilanti All-Stars are a booty rap group from Ypsilanti, Michigan. A poorly-recorded copy of their 1998 demo was submitted to Found magazine, who later distributed it (illegally) as a CD called "The Booty Don't Stop". Notable song titles include "Wave Yo' Booty in the Air" and "It's Booty Time".
Ypsilanti All-Stars were bumping in the club all night long.
Ypsilanti All-Stars by Giarmarco January 1, 2007

Ypsilanti Fanny

I went for a run and then went straight to the bedroom to give my wife an Ypsilanti Fanny.
Ypsilanti Fanny by jtrice157 August 1, 2010

YPSILANTI Uppercut 

County of origin: Sac and Fox

When attacking a lady friend from behind she mentions that you might be the smallest thing she’s had since junior high. You then proceed to give her a wicked awesome YPSILANTI Uppercut which is performed whilst yelling ‘YPSILANTI’ at the top of your lungs.

It differs from the donkey punch because you catch the chin as apposed to catching the base of the skull. Different style concussion, a different style of Stall0wnage.

Teh kicker: You probably are the smallest thing she’s had since junior high, but who’s on top and who’s on bottom now!

Thirdly: You can leave the room with out the awkward look of shame that most women have given you over the years
When Wanda insulted my manhood, I gave her a swift YPSILANTI Uppercut, drank her Crystal Light and left her on the bathroom floor to think about what she had done wrong.