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youre mom gay, lol 

Your maternal parental guardian is in fact a homosexual. There is no acceptable rebuttal that will not make one seem to be immensely offended except for the response "no u" which is the ultimate rebuttal. Upon having one's mother be called homosexual, Mexican youth will become extremely offended and claim that they will in fact end your life. To which the statement without exceptions ends with the verb, lol, denoting audible laughter.
"I would believe you if not for the fact that youre mom gay, lol."
youre mom gay, lol
In conversation:

Tim: "Ha ha I love my mother."
John: "youre mom gay, lol"
Tim: "no u"
John immediately dies of massive heart attack

your mom gay lol

this is the worst insult you can ever use against someone. this will end their career in one complete swipe.
Preacher: Make sure to-
Me: stfu your mom gay lol
Preacher: dies

your mom gay 

this is deadass the worst insult you could ever use against someone. any time it is used it will automatically end their career in one strike.
Jeff: hello sir
CEO: get out of my office
Jeff: your mom gay
CEO: *dies*
your mom gay by HeyBeter February 14, 2018

Your mom gay 

Quite possibly the most effective and dangerous insult to use against someone. Has the vulgar power of 5 billion nuclear suns inside and has the potential to end the target's career, dignity or even life. Should always be used as a final blow, if things get too out of hand.

Adding the word 'lol' at the end of the phrase enhances its power and signifies how your target's mother's state of homosexuality is amusing for you. You mock your victim's weakness. You're basically a god when you say it.
Opponent: "you're a goddamn nuisance and you should never have been born"
You: "your mom gay..."
*universe holds its breath*
You: : "...lol"
*universe implodes*
Your mom gay by whoreboys March 3, 2018

You're Mom Gay 

Used as an insult. This insult will obliterate the opposition. But be warned, for they might use the holy words No u
Person 1: Haha ya fuckin' cunt i'ma bring ya tah da glue factoray I swear tah god.
Horse: You're mom gay.
P1: No u.
*Horse fucking explodes*
You're Mom Gay by Minty Flesh March 19, 2018

your mom gay 

The worst insult you could ever use against someone. This will literally end their career and social life.
Dan: Hey how are yo-
Jonah: your mom gay
Dan: *is fucking obliterated*
your mom gay by Ignam February 28, 2018