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Your Red 

Your red is a person who you became close with in a short amount of time then suddenly realized they might be crazy as hell, but you’re already stuck with them so you just accept that you have a crazy ass friend now
Whose your red? John is my red he might mess around and off me but I love em.
Your Red by yourcolors May 30, 2023

Hide your Red 

1.Pretending to be Nice, hiding any kind of anger/frustation/anxiety/irritation.
As a tactful measure or maintaining diplomacy, its quite necessary,useful as well as common in daily social life.
1.You would be seeing a lot of guests tonight,you better hide your red now.

2.Hey dude,hide your red!You're not behaving this way in front of seniors.
Hide your Red by Atinb October 28, 2008

getting your red wings

Preforming oral sex on a woman during her period.
Gina is on the rag, guess your getting your red wings tonight.

can i borrow your red pen 

A way of a girl saying that she needs a pad or tampon without being embarrassed
You: Emily can I borrow your red pen
Boy: here you can borrow mine. ( actually gives you a red pen)

You: no I need Emily's red pen
Emily: hands you a tampon secretly under her desk

Earning your red wings 

A rock band from Brandon Florida named after the famous act of performing cunnilingus on a female while on her period.They later changed their name to Running from famous bloodlines and toured with such bands as Cartel,Tokyo rose,A day to remember,Love drug,The party people,In passing,From first to last and many others.
Earning your red wings link www.myspace.com/runningfromfamousbloodlines

Don’t forget your red nose

Post a male overtly seeking attention quaffing his hair
Don’t forget your red nose clown
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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