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your ancestor

when somebody keeps interrupting your talk by saying your mom, the phrase "your ancestor" will be the best way to shut his/her mouth because there's no way that person will reply back with the bigger word
A: your mom
B: (says something)
A: your mom
B: (says something)
A: your mom
B: your ANCESTOR!
your ancestor by Jay Shim May 24, 2004
Words you can keep

your ancestor

the worse comeback ever, reminds me of brokeback for some reason
uncool Dude: what we doing tonight jim?

Jim: your mom! (stupid but rightous laughter)

uncool dude: your ancestor

jim: what the hell was that?
your ancestor by andy vale July 23, 2006

Your ancestor a pancestor 

Worse than your mum gay, your dad lesbian, your granny a tranny and your grandpap a trap combined
“Your mom gay”
“No u”

“Your dad lesbian”
“Your granny a tranny”
“Your grandpap a trap!”
“WELL YOUR ANCESTOR A PANCESTOR!”
Entire family line is erased from existence

Your Ancestor Molester 

The biggest "ur" comeback of them all. Once you say this, you automatically won. There is no way they can't comeback.
Guy 1: ur mom gay
Guy 2: no u
Guy 1: ur granny tranny
Guy 2: ur grandpap a trap
Guy 1: ur family tree LGBT
Guy 2: Your ancestor molester

Guy 1 then proceeds to get the life sucked out of him and loses this argument.

your ancestor a trans protester

An insult worst than ur mum gay , your daddy lesbo , your granny tranny or your sister a mister
Every time it’s used Jupiter’s mass is doubled
John: ur mum gay
Jake: your ancestor a trans protester
John: DIES
Jupiter ENGULFS Saturn

Your ancestor is an incestor 

It is worse that youre mom gay, youre dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur sister is a mister, and your brother is a mother. Anyone who uses it will instantly ascend
Billy-“youre mom gay”

Timmy-“ Your ancestor is an incestor “

*billy died* *God has left the game*. *Timmy ascended*

Your ancestor a dyke 

Worst than
Your mom gay
Your dad lesbian
Your grandpa a trap
Use this to kill a person
Bob: your grandpa a trap
Jimmy: your ancestor a dyke
*Bob dies and gets his ass cheeks clapped by satan
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