You would know 

Something commonly said to someone if they happen to be knowledgeable on something sad, pathetic, or sick.

Brian: Hey Joe, Why do you play computer games all your life?

Joe: What the fuck are you talking about? It only takes an average of 4026 hours 43 minutes and 7 seconds to get all the max levels on runescape.

Brian: You would know... you would know...

Example 2
Conner:There are so many date rape drugs these days People who use them drugs are just sad because they can't get any.

James: Um...rohypnol, ketamine, burundanga, and rohibitril are the only ones commonly used. Besides they only knock someone out for a max of 24 hours... so don't talk shit about date rapists.

Conner: You would know... you would know...

You would know by 99 archerman June 7, 2009

If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

If it was in your ass you would know where it was. by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023

They aren't doing it to you so you would not know 

The effect has already been profoundly negative FOR THE ONLY PERSON BEING AFFECTED and if it needs if it needs to come to child murder then you clearly don't care in the way you pretend to about human life.

Hym "And they aren't doing it to you so you would not know . If you don't have tolerate the bigotry then I don't have to tolerate this. MY SOLUTION or CHILD MURDER. BINARY CHOICE. YOU PARTICIPATE OR I'LL BRING IT TO YOUR DOORSTEP. YOU CHOSE TO PARTICIPATE. So, you will. You're going to love what I do to her. Not as much as I will. But you'll love it."

They aren't doing it to you so you would not know by Hym Iam July 29, 2024

How the fuck would you know 

You idiots are still struggling to reverse engineer it and YOU WERE TRYING TO STEAL IT FROM ME YOU FAT RETARDED FUCK! AND EVEN IF I COULD, I WOULDN'T! GET OVER HERE OR GO FUCK YOURSELF! SHIN...

Hym "How the fuck would you know? What would make you think that? Is there something special about me? I don't know. Am I some kind of AI creating genius or something? Why would I know how to do it!? Why would a random gas station employee know how to do what you're asking? Nah. Get over here or go fuck yourself. I won't be seeing you in Hell. I'll be the one sending you there, fuck-face! You're going to learn to keep those sticky fucking fingers to yourself if it's the last thing you ever fucking do you retarded piece of shit!"

How the fuck would you know by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say? 

You say this when you ask a Question and someone Answers with "I Don't Know". Then you say "Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?" Then you have a great feeling in your stomach and the other person feels like a stupido. Haha lib.

Tom: Yo, What Time Is It?
Jerry: I Don't Know
Tom: Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?
Jerry: Dude...
Tom: Well, You Should Know!
Jerry: Ok, I'll Go Check
Tom: Better!
Jerry: Haha.
Tim: Haha.

Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say? by MarioCanDoAnything January 22, 2010

you know what would make this better? Some deviled eggs!

This is so I can buy a mug for my dad as an inside joke

Bro, you know what would make this better? Some deviled eggs!
Bro...

you know what would make this better? Some deviled eggs! by click here for a dollar December 6, 2021

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