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say you were smart 

A phrase used when one is baffled at how something is constructed or designed or an action that defies logic or general common sense. The phrase can be extended to anything that is non-sensical in nature. The phrase can also be used by itself when observing an action that prompts one to state "say you were smart" in a bewilderment state of mind.
Say you were smart and you designed this cheese grater that rusts when you put it in the dishwasher; observing a person swim in shark infested waters might prompt someone to state "say you were smart"

You being smart 

A horrendous quote used by people from boston
68% of Boston citizens said Tom Brady didn't cheat
The other 32% said " You being smart"

You rel smart 

It is another word for stupid
You rel smart by Kingjstar360 March 2, 2018

You a smart 

In might get a job but I'm nervous

"You a Smart"-SteakHouseAngus
You a smart by Nothingherern September 23, 2020

You a smart 

In might get a job but I'm nervous

"You a Smart"-SteakHouseAngus
You a smart by Nothingherern September 23, 2020

A sweet boy who luvs you forever and is smart and handsome and he is sweet OMGGG <3 

Bob he is so CUTTEEEEEE
HE IS SO CUTE ✨✨✨✨✨UWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWU✨✨✨✨✨

A sweet boy who luvs you forever and is smart and handsome and he is sweet OMGGG <3
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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