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you single 

The word you single is most often used by 9 year old Roblox players, other wise used in a really weird conversation yo wanna get out of.
9 year old: time to sign into my roblox and get some sweet online babes.

Other roblox player: I'm just minding my own business in his game.

9 year old: hey you single.

other player: yeah, wanna go on a date.

9 year old: SURE :) XD
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Mom: so honey this is how sex works...

Son: you single?

Mom: umm what...

why you single? 

Means a female or a male is trying to get to the next level with you indirectly. Meaning trying to be the next person that you date.
An Example of Why you single?: Guy : I was meaning to ask, "Why are you single?" Girl: "Haven't really found someone interesting, yet. Guy: "Cool, how about I change that title."
why you single? by TMC23 January 25, 2014

Wait... You're Single? 

A common question that girls or boys would ask the opposite sex when they find out this answer.
Wait... You're Single? I didn't know that.

Once you go black you become a Single mom 

When a white women decided to become sexually and or romantically involved with a Black male and she becomes pregnant. The Black male typically ditches the pregnant white women making her a single mother.
Miles- Hanna I wouldnt date Damian.
Donna- Why not he seems nice.
Miles- Hanna once you go black you become a single mom.
Donna- Thats the last thing I need in my life.
Miles- what is that?
Donna- A cribmidget.

Miles- I gotcha

you dont have to be single!!! 

in other words, cheat and be a person with more than one partner
y'know what it's like

hot singles in you area 

This is an ad that you probs sometimes in your life have seen. (And maybe clicked on)
Ad: "Hot singles in your area"
Me: I rather be single. *clicks anyway*

"hot singles in you area is a annoying ad that could pop up when you're browsing"
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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