you on me

Do you get it? Do you follow what I am saying?

Her shoes are so wack! You on me?

by SignGuy October 24, 2017

Are you flying on me?

When someone tries to fool you or making fun of you, you can say "Are you flying on me?"
The saying comes from Hebrew.

Someone: Look over there, it's your ex...
you: Are you flying on me?

by Zivgo November 28, 2007

pee on you, pee on me

Both guilty, or share equal blame or fault.

I thought that you were the one that was supposed to apoligize first, well I'm not going to go first; so, pee on you, pee on me.

by Quido1 December 29, 2009

you're growing on me

the more i hang out with you, the more i like you

I don't really know you very well, but you're growing on me.

by josephine dolly June 8, 2015

You're pissing on me!

alternative for the saying "You have got to be kidding me"

used to show disbelief or dismay.

girl 1: "She likes him again!"
girl 2: "You're pissing on me!"

by amyy.graceyy :) October 19, 2010

You go on without me

The best excuse to look good and run away ever!

P1:Stay with me!
P2: you go on without me...
P1: OK (*walks off*)
P2: Yay! (*runs away*)

by glaires April 4, 2010

Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH.

^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.

"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.

by Ms. Barney Stinson June 8, 2010