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you kill me 

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this basically means that you make me laugh uncontrollably , to the point where I am literally near fainting
niki : girl, she smell like toothpaste

joy: girl, you kill me
you kill me by ------queen September 26, 2019
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CAN YOU KILL ME

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NO GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER GOD >:c
Person 1- Can you kill me
Person 2- Yes
Person 3- NO >:c
CAN YOU KILL ME by A v e r y °-° February 3, 2021
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Why Did You Kill Me? 

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A term used in a Matt Rose video about voice searching where in this case Ratatouille is mistaken for “Why Did You Kill Me?”.
uhhhh why did you kill me?
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bro you tryna kill me?

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Someone scared of "hahaha"
Hahaha.
Bro you tryna kill me?
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You cant kill me! 

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I'm suction cup man! Look at me go!
You cant kill me! im suction cup man! Look at me go!
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Are you actually gonna kill me due to just winning at the game

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someone is mad I guess
"first person: Dude I'm gonna kill you for winning"

"second person: Are you actually gonna kill me due to just winning at the game dude"
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hobo loko

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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