you are shit
You are the worst kind of person; you should not be on the face of this earth
An insult that is used to insult people.
An insult that is used to insult people.
you are shit by Canucka March 14, 2014
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You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat
An insult used on someone who is so worthless that if that person was a pile of shit, flies would stray off it.
Amy: I only slept with him cuz you are terrible in bed Jared, he's much better than you, you loser.
Jared: Amy, you know what? Go fuck yourself, You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat , and i hope you die sad and alone.
Jared: Amy, you know what? Go fuck yourself, You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat , and i hope you die sad and alone.
You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat by Ashidan April 10, 2013
You are the Shit
Sarcastic phrase use to define someone who is retarded with out offending that person.
It can be use for anyone or anything.
It can be use for anyone or anything.
Example:
A Vegan walk into the Room and let you know he is Vegan, then you say "You are the Shit"
Donald Trump say there is no Global Warming and then you acknowledge him by saying "You are the Shit" (You can add "Mr. President" on the End to sound more appropriate)
A Vegan walk into the Room and let you know he is Vegan, then you say "You are the Shit"
Donald Trump say there is no Global Warming and then you acknowledge him by saying "You are the Shit" (You can add "Mr. President" on the End to sound more appropriate)
You are the Shit by Jonen MC February 16, 2018
You are the Shit
Sarcastic phrase use to define someone who is retarded with out offending that person.
People usually get confused "You are the Shit" with "You are the Greatest" but haven't live long enough to know the real roots of the Term. "They are the Shit" too.
People usually get confused "You are the Shit" with "You are the Greatest" but haven't live long enough to know the real roots of the Term. "They are the Shit" too.
Example:
A Vegan walk into the Room and let you know he is a Vegan, then you say "You are the Shit"
Donald Trump say there is no Global Warming and then you acknowledge him by saying "You are the Shit"
Most likely they won't get the sarcasm and will respond "Yes, I am".
A Vegan walk into the Room and let you know he is a Vegan, then you say "You are the Shit"
Donald Trump say there is no Global Warming and then you acknowledge him by saying "You are the Shit"
Most likely they won't get the sarcasm and will respond "Yes, I am".
You are the Shit by Jonen MC May 6, 2018
You are full of shit
A personal conjecture towards another informing them that you do not believe what they are saying. A way of telling someone that what they are telling you is a big steamy pile of smelly bullshit. Hence they would be "full of shit".
someone - "I am such a badass I fended myself from four bears last year after we got lost on the canoeing trip"
you - " You are full of shit."
you - " You are full of shit."
You are full of shit by Didnt use my real name November 10, 2010
If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon.
A statement-warning given to someone that what they are about to do may backfire and they may end up regretting it. Another spin on "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.".
Why did you tell Jennifer you saw me downtown last night? If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. After all, your closet isn't so tidy.
warning heed
warning heed
you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl
"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"
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