you and your hand 

All you're going to have tonight is your hand to keep you busy 'cause the only thing you got turned is down.

Girl: "Ew gross. I will NOT have sex with you!"
Guy: "Man, she turned me down."
Friend: "Well dude, I guess its just you and your hand tonight!"
:P

you and your hand by cassieLOGAN May 12, 2007

Rip off your ass and hand it to you 

To beat someone so bad that their ass becomes a jiggling mass of gel hanging off their spine, allowing you to rip it off and place it in their hands as they collapse into a heap of excruciating pain. After the beaten person finishes convulsing, you place their severed posterior next to their lips so that it looks like they are kissing their own ass while posting hilarious videos to social media.

You disrespect me and I'll rip off your ass and hand it to you!!!

Rip off your ass and hand it to you by IGKYA53 October 2, 2020

If your happy and you know it clap your hands 

clap clap

If your happy and you know it clap your hands
Homless people:Clap clap

If your happy and you know it clap your hands by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Noodle(͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖) December 7, 2018

if you're happy and you know it clap your hands 

Describes the action of a very happy person.

Also part of a song.

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
*clap* *clap*

if you're happy and you know it clap your hands by wintergreenisgreen June 29, 2022

if you're happy and you know it clap your hands 

Describes the action of a very happy person.

Also part of a song.

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
*clap* *clap*

if you're happy and you know it clap your hands by wintergreenisgreen June 29, 2022