This is the guy that is smart but doesn't use it. He gets in trouble almost every day and he sits in the hallway. He got iss twice both for dumb reasons and people disrespect him so he beats their ass. He has not lost a single fight yet and is a very strong man. You probably dont know who is writing this but i can guarentee you its not yosias.

Person1 :Ay Yosias got in trouble again
Person2: Of course he did he's Yosias

Yosias by U Know Im not you March 20, 2019

Yogies

Flavoured, nutritious yoghurt treats for pet rodents.

My rats start clinging to the bars of their cage whenever they see I have yogies.

Yogies by Divinity And Darwin July 16, 2019

Yosief

a Person who smells like pennies

Person 1: do you smell that?
Person 2: yeah that’s Yosief

Yosief by Rikogordsberry February 7, 2019

yosias

This is the guy you should definitely not introduce to your main chick. He is known mostly for being a sly fox, he tends to be very persuasive and really sweet. He’s not toxic at all and you should forgive him if he cheated

Yosias cheating on me really hurt my feelings, but i just know he’s THE ONE and I’m willing to thug it out for a couple of years

yosias by sheusgshsusd November 23, 2021

yogies

Noun. 1) Slang for pants worn during yoga sessions, though these pants may not be worn exclusively during yoga. They are usually tight, composed of 5-10 per cent spandex. Yogies are often worn by those that think wearing yoga pants with furry boots in the winter is fashionable. 2) Can also be used as a noun denoting sarcasm when viewing the site of someone wearing yoga pants with furry boots.

1) I love these yogies, they help during yoga and go good with my furry boots!
2) Nice yogies.

yogies by Dan Pinese December 9, 2005

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026