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This is the guy that is smart but doesn't use it. He gets in trouble almost every day and he sits in the hallway. He got iss twice both for dumb reasons and people disrespect him so he beats their ass. He has not lost a single fight yet and is a very strong man. You probably dont know who is writing this but i can guarentee you its not yosias.
Person1 :Ay Yosias got in trouble again
Person2: Of course he did he's Yosias
Yosias by U Know Im not you March 20, 2019
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This is the guy you should definitely not introduce to your main chick. He is known mostly for being a sly fox, he tends to be very persuasive and really sweet. He’s not toxic at all and you should forgive him if he cheated
Yosias cheating on me really hurt my feelings, but i just know he’s THE ONE and I’m willing to thug it out for a couple of years
yosias by sheusgshsusd November 23, 2021
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Yosyas is an intelligent , really funny, caring , attractive and honest man who is really down till the end and loves comforting other's, trying new things and doesn't like to see a person upset. he loves cheering people up and cracking jokes. You will always see him smiling and laughing can be serious at time but not really he would always seem like he doesn't have a care in the world and look chilled but he over thinks way too much but never shows it. he's pure in heart soul and mind but doesn't care what anyone thinks about it.
PERSON 1: Girl I wish i had someone to help me get through this and make me laugh when im done!

PERSON 2: You should give Yosyas a call
Yosyas by Kíkí November 22, 2021
A more extreme definition of the word "yo".
That s*** was incredidank yosies!
Yosies by MagicSuit August 31, 2010
Usually someone who finds themselves superior but in reality they just wish their name was spelt correct I.e. Josiah. But Yosiah's are cute so they make up for it a tiny bit.
Jacey: Wow, look at that cute guy over there!
Lacy: Don't talk to him, he spells his name like "Yosiah" instead of "Josiah."
yosiah by DahHomieJezus August 26, 2017
he’s the most genuine person you’ll ever meet . yosian is a kind hearted . handsome person . a angel on earth. he is funny and outgoing and always is outside. he does get himself in trouble a lot . he is a perfect boy .
“yosian is my friend!”
“Lucky”
yosian by m2113. November 19, 2023
Yosiah is an intelligent, caring, good friend, he is always willing to help whenever you are feeling down, Yosiah has a good sense of humor. Yosiah is a true friend, even if he is busy he still makes the time for you.
Wow how I wish I had a friend like yosiah
Yosiah by WhisperingWaves2946 March 31, 2025
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