The act of taking a shit, then freezing it and using the frozen excrement as a sex toy. Bonus points for style and points deducted if it melts during its use.

I just found out that my mum cold yorkie'd herself last night

Cold Yorkie by NotWod February 27, 2015

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yorkie

the best character from jojo rabbit

yorkie: jojo?
jojo: yorkie?
yorkie: hiiiiiii!
another example:
yorkie: i thought i was your best friend?
jojo: no, you're my second best friend!
yorkie: i guess i am just a kid in a fat kid's body...

yorkie by freygeothewhy January 17, 2021

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Yoroski

A combination of the words "Yo" and "Broski". Communicates a greeting and puts emphasis on how important that person is to you. Often used between close friends.

Keith: Yoroski! My man how's it going?
Michael: Doing great! How are you?
Keith: Just got a divorce and lost my house and the kids, how are you.
Michael: Doing better than ever, my broroski, just got married and now I have step-children and some sweet new digs. My dream has come true.
Keith: (Realizes, but still loves Michael because they are broroskis.), That's great man.

Yoroski by furwhore January 21, 2022

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yoski

Used to be used as a formal greeting, but is now commonly used as a way to greet pigeons as they are known to be a very accepting species.

Guy: Yoski
Pigeon: :)

yoski by Pigeonbread October 22, 2019

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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