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A guy who is truly looked up to. Funny and amazing to have around. Cute and cute and really clever and sporting and also a creep at times.
There comes yohaan.
Yohaan by Guera loina January 9, 2018
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Yohaan is someone who looks like a Greek god, the sexiest man alive. Girls fall at his feet.
*Girl 1*: Omg, I saw Yohaan today, I think I'm in love with him
*Girl 2*: I am leaving my husband for Yohaan
Yohaan by Sarah besson February 2, 2019
Related Words
yohaan • yohaanne • yohan • Yohann • yohana • yohanne • yohance • yohanes • Yohanan • Yohandry
the best guy to have as a friend a brother or a bf. he's very kind, but he gets his heart broken way to often, this is bc of the way people look at him. Obsessed with a sport, and everyone bullies him for it, and the last point is hes friends with everyone, and gets attached to people very easily.
"look at yohaan, he's so weird."
yohaan by Jocuzz October 24, 2022
This guy is such a yohaan.

Yohannes 

A Handsome man who has a keen talent for making people laugh. Lover of Food and all things cooking. Has an eye for beauty and an intellect unparalled in the known universe. pronouced Yo'Highness - like the Kings of Abyssinia.
If I had a second child, I would name him Yohannes.
Yohannes by SaharJohan August 6, 2019
The alternate persona of Yoshiko Tsushima from Love Live! Sunshine!!. She uses it as a way of describing her bad luck, by claiming that she is a "Fallen Angel" from heaven.
"You may think that I am one of your own kind, but I am in fact Yohane the Fallen Angel." - Yoshiko
Yohane by Mason Sparkle February 12, 2018

Yohannes 

This is men, you can trust, extremely smart. He will give you all of his heart IF you are lucky! He is strong, funny...normally very much creatures of habit. He is spiritual in part due to his name being in the bible. You can go to him for great advice on just about anything....he can be honest to a fault. If you ask his pinion he will give it to you! They say yohannes men are intuitive. He has an inner and outer sexiness about his...and if you get a yohannes in her mid-to late 30's and older...he will be the best loving partner you will ever have--something about how he learns and takes that with him --not afraid to try things. he gives as good as he gets and then some!

He is extremely loyal to all his friends and to her partner in life. One of the most caring, sweet, hard working, honest men you will ever meet will be a yohannes. If you can get one....KEEP HIM!! He is the kind of boy you take to meet your parents--he is the marrying kind.
Yohannes is a handsome guy
Yohannes by Jordan1992 September 2, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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