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Yohaan is someone who looks like a Greek god, the sexiest man alive. Girls fall at his feet.
*Girl 1*: Omg, I saw Yohaan today, I think I'm in love with him
*Girl 2*: I am leaving my husband for Yohaan
Yohaan by Sarah besson February 2, 2019
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yohaan • yohaanne • yohan • Yohann • yohana • yohanne • yohance • yohanes • Yohanan • Yohandry
the best guy to have as a friend a brother or a bf. he's very kind, but he gets his heart broken way to often, this is bc of the way people look at him. Obsessed with a sport, and everyone bullies him for it, and the last point is hes friends with everyone, and gets attached to people very easily.
"look at yohaan, he's so weird."
yohaan by Jocuzz October 24, 2022
A dick that teases amitabh bachan
This guy is such a yohaan.

Yohannes 

A Handsome man who has a keen talent for making people laugh. Lover of Food and all things cooking. Has an eye for beauty and an intellect unparalled in the known universe. pronouced Yo'Highness - like the Kings of Abyssinia.
If I had a second child, I would name him Yohannes.
Yohannes by SaharJohan August 6, 2019
The alternate persona of Yoshiko Tsushima from Love Live! Sunshine!!. She uses it as a way of describing her bad luck, by claiming that she is a "Fallen Angel" from heaven.
"You may think that I am one of your own kind, but I am in fact Yohane the Fallen Angel." - Yoshiko
Yohane by Mason Sparkle February 12, 2018

Yohannes 

This is men, you can trust, extremely smart. He will give you all of his heart IF you are lucky! He is strong, funny...normally very much creatures of habit. He is spiritual in part due to his name being in the bible. You can go to him for great advice on just about anything....he can be honest to a fault. If you ask his pinion he will give it to you! They say yohannes men are intuitive. He has an inner and outer sexiness about his...and if you get a yohannes in her mid-to late 30's and older...he will be the best loving partner you will ever have--something about how he learns and takes that with him --not afraid to try things. he gives as good as he gets and then some!

He is extremely loyal to all his friends and to her partner in life. One of the most caring, sweet, hard working, honest men you will ever meet will be a yohannes. If you can get one....KEEP HIM!! He is the kind of boy you take to meet your parents--he is the marrying kind.
Yohannes is a handsome guy
Yohannes by Jordan1992 September 2, 2020
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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