To masturbate onesself to and emission, usually of great and satisfying proportions.
masturbate, jerk off, rub one out, ejaculate, beat off
I saw this hot girl, but my mother was with me, so when I got home, I went to my room and blasted off by pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)