Yoghurts 

Exercise pants worn by chicks that clearly don't exercise.

Those yoghurts are clearly too tight.. they have definitely never seen a gym

Yoghurts by Alexis copcock feelcock January 21, 2022

throat yoghurt 

male reproductive juices inside the throat. Generally self applied by swallowing a load.

Jenny loves the throat yoghurt.

throat yoghurt by rapunzabel September 10, 2016

Slinging Yoghurt 

The act of ejaculation into a partner's face.
Can also be used to refer to an incidence of masturbation when the result is messy and requires much cleaning up. Tissues usually suffice, but in extreme cases mop and bucket are required.

a: ey man, what did u get up to last night?
b: i met a crack-whore down at the park and ended up slinging yoghurt.
a: awesome. hi five.
*fives*
b: yeh. all over her face. she'll be washing it out of her hair for days.

Slinging Yoghurt by Nghia February 2, 2006

pump action yoghurt rifle 

male genitalia

I filled her to the brim with my pump action yoghurt rifle.

pump action yoghurt rifle by grem November 3, 2003

Yoghurt Weaver 

A Granola type who bakes cakes for the moon as 'offerings', thinks tofu and tahini are great breakfast choices, and who's idea of style is to wear multiple layers of cheap market clothes made in Cambodia from dried grass and colored using low impact dyes such as menstrual blood and compost bin'discharge'.

Luggage of choice; cane basket
Favourite Artist; Enya
Instrument of choice; Harp
Hobbies; mosaics, macrame, meditation, mime, moon dancing, muesli making and any other earthy pursuit starting with M.

The 'yoghurt weavers' formed a circle of light at the 'Breathe your way to Wholeness and Bliss' festival in honour of the Playtypus that had been found floating belly up in the nearby creek.

Yoghurt Weaver by Lollib August 15, 2006

holy yoghurt 

A descendant of the late Harry Potter who was put as capital punishment to be melted on April Fools Day 1872. It was then frozen over time and given to Megatron to find the Golden Compass. After 2009 disatrous years of being condemned as the destroyer of the universe, Holy Yoghurt was finally accepted into the Flying Spaghetti Monster's religion. Once this rumour was confirmed the media publicly forced Holy Yoghurt to add strawberries to its mixture. Thus, the joy of Strawberry Yoghurt was formed.

That Holy Yoghurt definition totally made my day!!

holy yoghurt by Tributebuddies June 1, 2009

Bollock Yoghurt 

Romantic term for love gravy shot from the purple veined spunk pump.

He shot his filthy bollock yoghurt all over her face.

Bollock Yoghurt by Rees October 20, 2004