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yoghurt top  

British Slang originating from the BB8 Contestant Brian - It means Stupid. the origins of the term come from exasperation at having to lick the top of a yoghurt carton in order to extract the extra yoghurt - which whilst delicious often means the aforementioned yoghurt top licker looks like a fool. Roughly translates as "fool" "nincompoop" or "Idiot"
I feel like such a yoghurt top.yoghurt top
yoghurt top by CRIrish August 21, 2007
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Yoghurt top 

When you blow your juicy load over your partners chest and then proceed to smear the baby gravy across the chest until it resembles a t-shirt or a "top".
Dude I totally gave your mum a yoghurt top last night, it was great. I made her lick it off my hands afterwards.

yoghurt top 

a yoghurt top is the creation or brian from bb8 . it mean idiot . youghurt top could mean that someone who is a yoghurt top has a mind that is abit 'soft' or runny , which would mean they are abit stupid , although it has no link to people who actually have mushy brain , it is more of just an expression . this is the best explanation of this word as its creation , meaning and come-abouts are all that of bb8's brian
your a right yoghurt top !
yoghurt top by phycadelia August 17, 2007

yogurt top 

an idiot, or just someone that you find annoying
yogurt top by joshalexben August 20, 2007

Yoghurtcopter 

The act of wildly spinning your penis while ejaculating. A more advanced version of the famous meatspin.
My boyfriend was about to cum, then he pulled out and started doing the yoghurtcopter. The whole room was covered in circular traces of semen.
Yoghurtcopter by L3c20 October 17, 2019
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