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yobville 

a town called yeovil in somerset, south west england


where all 14 year old chavs live and they drink lots of cider. cos its bangingg.
"i like yobville cos im 'arddd"
yobville by kirstie :D January 19, 2009
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It is a game on Facebook. You can create your own character, make it a home. Change its apperance (clothes and face). Buy it a car or pet. Get a job so you can buy things, you can use REAL MONEY on it, what is a lil sad...Theres a MAHOOSIVE amount of perverts on that game, sometimes you'll meet awesome people. There's also shyte loads of hackers and noobs. It is aka'd as Yv
Person1: Did you go on Yv last night?
Person2: No, why?
Person1: I bought a car!:D

Person2: Cool. Last time I went on Yoville I was asked out by a girl I thought was cute turns out to be a creepy guy whos like 58...
Person1: .... :-I
Yoville by SeriouslyBrah April 16, 2011
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A virtual Facebook game where people have cyber sex and smoke virtual pot. People also think its fucking fresh to death to waste their lives on the game using "mods" trying to freeze other peoples internet browsers so they will have to refresh the page. The game is also made up of creepy ass pedophiles who try to "roleplay" with your virtual character so watch out kids.
Person 1: Hey... you be a nerd and play Yoville with me! It's so fresh! Swaggie!

Person 2: No that game is screwed up man like I was on it and a pedophile tried to fucking shove his penis in my ass hole.

Person 3: Aww man :(
Yoville by Basicbitch69 December 8, 2012

YoVille Hackers 

YoVille hackers, what can I say, individuals who hack the game, well Modify it to be exact. These individuals no nothing about hacking, they are a bunch of noobs and noobets who think they are tough an hardcore. They threaten you with Freezing you or disconnection which is really nothing because you'll be back in less than 30 seconds. They have ceperate groups and each one trys to present it's self as the biggest and baddest when they all do the same. They know nothing an use youtube to infect their own computers trying to look up "keyloggers", ( yup but really they're just keylogging them selfs ).

They are a group of 13 - 22 year olds who have no lifes an are outcast/rejects. Some of these kids have bipolar depression, so don't blame them. They will never learn anything and are paranoid as fuck. They act like they know anything about the art of hacking, but really it takes them 1 year to figure something so easy.
"Hey guys I just got a keylogger!"

Disconnection Story #1..
Innocent guy: "Why are these yoville hackers such douches?"

Random Yv Hacker skid: "YOU CALLED ME A BITCH, FUCK ME IN THE BUTT!! AHHH ARG!!!AA!!! I DISCONNECT YOU NOW!!

Random Yv Hacker Skid: "Seee that I pwned that kid"

Innocent Guy: "Hits the refresh button and comes back and still doesn't give a shit."

Disconnection Story #2:

Real Hacker: "Hey I found an exploit on this website, apparently they're server had webdav access, it was so easy to shell, + I got all their emails and hacked them"

Random Yv Hacker Skid: "BITCH YOU SAY U HACK ME???? HERE MY EMAIL: Imadickandknonothing@fckmyass.com
HACK IT BITCH!!!"

Random Yv Hacker Skid #2: "Hey lets disconnect him hehehe he thinks he's a hackers"

Real Hacker: *Refreshes* "gets the guys IP address via email, overflow his internet, than exploits his system and pwns him"
YoVille Hackers by Iamhacker August 23, 2011
An aplication on facebook where you create a "minime" and basically pimp out your apartment. The majority of the people in YoVille are arab or egyptian and want to have anal sex. So be careful.
"I just updated my crib on YoVille 45 times today."
YoVille by elyse noelle November 3, 2008
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B)
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