yes no yes 

Asking a question or making a statement, hoping that the person would say yes/agree with you.

“He won first place for the competition”
“Amazing yes no yes”
“Yes”

yes no yes by iamanapplepie December 31, 2019

yes/no/maybe/lobster 

A meaningless but more exciting variation on the "yes/no?" question. Popularized by Gan Xingba's Avatar: the Abridged Series.

Can be abridged as "y/n/m/l?", but chances are, if your friend is not a hardcore Avatard, s/he will have no idea what the fuck that you're talking about and get confused.

Should we go see the movie? Yes/no/maybe/lobster?

yes/no/maybe/lobster by Nile Crocodile August 19, 2009

Yes no maybe 

Being unsure of the answer and keeping them on the edge.

Usually followed by the Malcolm in the Middle theme song-
'Yes no maybe, i don't know. Can you repeat the quesation?
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW!!

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW!!

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW AND YOU'RE NOT SO BIG!!

life is unfair..'

Yes no maybe by supergirl12 April 3, 2009

yes no 

Australian origin: No. As in yes, I take your point, but let's be diplomatic: no, you're absolutely wrong.

A: So is the stove that I fixed working yet?
H: Yes no one of the burners is still on the blink.

yes no by Sidney Lambert May 8, 2007

yes-no 

When a guy asks a girl out and she tells him yes, but really means no because she's too nice to say no, which in turn messes with him more because he continues to think he has a chance, but really doesn't.

"Wanna go out with me this weekend?"
"...Yes."

"So are you two going out?"
"I dunno, she's being all gay and withdrawn, I think it's a yes-no."

yes-no by Pail October 25, 2006

yes no toaster 

The three only english words a french person that doesn't speak english knows. Often used like a running gag about someone who isn't fluent with his or her english(1) or as confusion(2).

(Imagine this dialogue is in french)
-Lucy is going to Los Angeles with you?
-Yeah but her English is really shitty.
-LOL, prepare for a lot of "yes no toasters"!

(2)Anyone: Hey! Do you know what time it is?
French: Eeeeh.... Yes no toaster!

yes no toaster by OranggaPA March 1, 2017

Yes no maybe so 

Yes no maybe so is a game show held between two people where they ask a question to an eraser then tose the eraser into the air and see what is land on yes no maybe so

Jamaica: is todd a gay pedo

Yes no maybe so: •lands on yes•

Kaelon: i knew it he always watches me in the bathroom

Yes no maybe so by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020