yes mam

a phrase made up by Ian Soliterman, a Canadian kid. usage of this word applies to any question, even if it isn't a yes or no question, it could even be a math question! You can even use it on a guy. it works great on teachers(especially male), parents (mom AND dad), and anyone else that tells you to do stuff. also a great way to start conversations with your friends on msn and aim. and is the coolest user on nexopia - yesmam

Teacher: Did you finish your homework, bobby?

Bobby: yes MAM

Teacher: I'm not a "ma'am" i'm a male

Bobby: Yes MAM

yes mam by YESMAM October 3, 2007

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Yes Mam

A phrase used to express your opinion on a matter. Almost like "Yes Cunt" and "No Cunt"
You have to say it in a "sassy" manner. Emphasise the pronunciation. "Yesss MAAAM"
Can be used oppositely as well. Eg,
Person: "We should start eating healthier"
Me: "No Mam"

Georgie: Do you want a bong?
Me: Yes Mam

Me: Wanna have a dart?
Georgie: Yes mam

Yes Mam by cp3hoe April 14, 2017

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yes mama

When a guy says “yes mama” he could mean one of the two things. He could be referencing to sex. Or a polite way to say yes to a girl.

Boy, “Yes Mama!”
Girl, “ok”

yes mama by Coffietable August 24, 2019

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yesmam

Affirming a statement, Fuck yes, Oh yeah!, Hell yeah, but towards a female.

-Did you kill that cat?
-Yesmam.

yesmam by miller❤️👑 September 18, 2022

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Yesmam

Affirming something towards a female

Girl: are you coming to the party?
Boy: yesmam!

Yesmam by miller❤️👑 October 4, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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