A coffee enthusiast with the urge of being a Touch Me Not plant for Halloween to jump out of bushes and touch innocent pedestrians. Believes his beard is just in the way of his fabulous jawline, but the real reason his jawline is non existent is because devours a jar of Mayo every month. Absolute sweetheart who loves to marinate in his own tears and then be called a Wet Ass Pussy by none other than Cardi B. He ain’t no weak ass bitch because in his world everything is “tis but a scratch”. Also, puns.
by Hoechana_puddle slut November 28, 2021
A chaotic ball of noise who can't stop yapping like a caffeinated chihuahua. Known for aggressively checking out guys like it is a full time job, and being way too comfortable with asses. Has the energy of a cracked-out squirrel and vulgar as an Instagram comment section.
If you hear loud moaning and inappropriate touching, yep — it’s probably him.
If you hear loud moaning and inappropriate touching, yep — it’s probably him.
Bro, he was pulling a full-on Yenuka last night — hugging everyone, flirting with the bartender, and talking like he had a podcast no one asked for.
by Tikiri_Mola_123 July 07, 2025