yassuke 

The best yasuo main to ever step foot on earth.
Best player at every game he touches.
Looks like BadlandsChugs

Is BadlandsChugs drinking cola here?
No its yassuke

yassuke by Yussuke September 1, 2022

Yassue 

A word to call a friend name Yasmin. Most names can be added something that sounds like 'u' at the end. It's weeb culture.

"Yassue, buy me boba tea"

Yassue by Wintsnek August 7, 2021

Yasuke Matsuda

uh
hes the ultimate neurologist
idk and he has grey hair i think
update; its blue
like a dark one

uhh he also like
is in the hospital or smth

"yasuke matsuda has dark blue hair and xohi is a dumbass and thought it was grey"
"what a idiot"

Yasuke Matsuda by xohi May 24, 2021

The Yasuké Paradox

"The scientific observation that until a person can be visually observed to exist, they cannot be proven as a real individual and are assumed to exist within the beholder's imagination.

Which is then cancelled out by the fact that, for the beholder too have an imagination they must exist. But because they haven't been observed by most physical beings they're rendered non-existent"

Person 1: "You don't exist physically because I've never seen you before in person"

Person 2: How the fuck does that make sense?

Person 1: it's the Yasuké Paradox, that's how!

The Yasuké Paradox by Black_Seiðr March 14, 2021

The Yasuké Paradox

"The scientific observation that until a person can be visually observed to exist, they cannot be proven as a real individual and are assumed to exist within the beholder's imagination.

Which is then cancelled out by the fact that, for the beholder too have an imagination they must exist. But because they haven't been observed by most physical beings they're rendered non-existent"

Person 1: I've never seen you in person before, so you're just apart of my imagination

Person 2: that's kinda backwards logic, wouldn't that mean you don't exist because I haven't seen you?

Person 1: How does that make sense?

Person 2: It's probably The Yasuké Paradox, since you don't exist, I don't exist

The Yasuké Paradox by Black_Seiðr March 14, 2021