yarid
yarid by Diamondflamingo August 4, 2019
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Yarid
Person 1:woah I can’t believe I got this
Person 2:you always say that
Person 1:stop being such a yarid
Person 2:you always say that
Person 1:stop being such a yarid
Yarid by TheFireReaper August 4, 2019
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Yarid • Yarida • Yaridovich • yard • yard ape • yard bird • yard stick • yard dog • yadidimean • yard work
Yarid
Person 1:woah I can’t believe I got this
Person 2:you always say that
Person 1:stop being such a yarid
Person 2:you always say that
Person 1:stop being such a yarid
Yarid by TheFireReaper August 4, 2019
yarid
yarid by TheFireReaper August 4, 2019
yard sailing
A phrase used to describe the art of shopping at large numbers of yard sales, garage sales, and estate sales.
"I can't WAIT to go yard sailing this weekend!"
"Yard sailing is my favorite activity of late."
"There's nothing I would rather do than go yard sailing."
"Yard sailing is my favorite activity of late."
"There's nothing I would rather do than go yard sailing."
yard sailing by www.babysue.com May 9, 2006
Yard Walker
Firefighter personnel on scene of any non-specific emergency scene who's sole purpose is to give one the illusion of somewhat importance. Yard Walkers tend to appear busy, and almost always are communicating with some unknown entity via hand held radio. The Yard Walker's most difficult job is to answer any relevant question about the patient when asked by EMS personnel. A Yard Walker is the visual stereotype of your friendly neighborhood hero....the Firefighter. No matter how well they play it off, it's best to acknowledge their "importance" and thank them for their service.
" Dispatch to ambulance unit responding, be advised there is one patient. 5 yard walkers are on scene as well."
"Dad, look at all the firemen working in that yard!
No. Those, my son, are yard walkers."
"Dad, look at all the firemen working in that yard!
No. Those, my son, are yard walkers."
Yard Walker by TideEMT20 March 11, 2013
yard of that fence
A guy goes into a store and asks the saleslady for some profilactics. She says "what size?". He doesn't know so she suggests he go out back and put his shlong in a hole in one of many holes in the fence and tell her which hole fits his shlong. So he gives it a shot and when he puts his shlong in one of the holes, the saleslady goes behind the fence and pleasures him orally making all kinds of slurping sounds and motions. After finishing, he comes back in the store and she asks "well, what size?" He says "I don't know what size, but I'll take a yard of that fence".
yard of that fence by Mr Five Toe October 18, 2013
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