yappery

When someone is waffling so much, you have to shorten the term "What the fuck are you yapping about" because they keep yapping so damn much.

"something something that's being yapped about"
"dawg what in the yappery you talking about kid"

by A person thats yapanese January 28, 2024

yappery

When someone yaps, what he has yapped about is called "yappery".

+ Man I'm tired of your constant yappery!
- You call this yappery? I was just answering your question.

by pezikazik February 17, 2024

D1 Yapper

Someone who professes in yapping, certified bachelors in yapology and wont shut the hell up for the life of them.

We got a d1 yapper over here

by w1ree September 18, 2023

yapper snapper

A disparaging term for a pneumatic little canine bark-box who also bites.

Watch out for that annoying little yapper snapper, he looks cute but he can draw blood!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2020

Yapper Napper Treats

A special dog treat formulated to put that neighborhood yapper into doggie dreamland for the night when you can’t sleep.

I threw just one of the Yapper Napper Treats to my neighbor’s dog and heard her snap it up in a second; it was no yapping after that, I slept like a baby!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

Yapper Zapper

A humane and highly effective stun-gun type of instrument that’s used to silence the highly annoying yapper next door who is the bane of your otherwise quiet existence.

I got myself a Yapper Zapper and was pleased to see that it gently ushers any yappy dog into a sudden and prolonged nap that is pleasurable both to the dog as well as to the entire neighborhood!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 12, 2021

ultra yapper

A canine whose shrill yapping is so painfully penetrating and unrelenting that your typical devoted love of dogs is momentarily interrupted.

The little dog next door is such a 24-7 ultra yapper that many of our immediate neighbors have considered hiring a dog kidnapping specialist to find him a more suitable and distant home.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2019