Something drunk by people who can neither read nor spell.
Presumably tastes similar to the non-fictitious beverage Jägermeister, with which it shares its pronunciation.
Guy 1:"Dude, i just totally drank some yagermeister. WOOOOO!"
Hermann Goering, Reichsforst und Jägermeister:"Its spelled Jägermeister you culturally insensitive prick."
Strong alcolholic drink that knocks you on yer ass! Tastes a little like black licorice, and can be mixed with red bull to enhance your boozing pleasure.
"I spent last night with my buddy Yagermeister. Woke up in a FUCKING VAN!!! No idea where I was."
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.