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fapaholic 

One who is addicted to fapping, and experiences withdrawal symptoms when not currently engaged in the activity.
Keith: "Yo, Clark. I'll be back later, I need to go fap."

Clark: "You're such a fapaholic, and you need to go to rehab for it"
fapaholic by bonerclub22 January 2, 2010
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yappaholic 

Slang for a person who is addicted to hearing their dogs yapping all the time.
Our neighbor is a straight-up yappaholic, we call her the yaptard.
yappaholic by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2021

hapaholic 

ha⋅pa⋅hol⋅ic  (haw-puh-haw-lik, -hol-ik) noun - A person obsessed with, addicted to, or highly attracted to people of mixed racial heritage: mainly part Asian/Pacific Islander and part Caucasian. See the definition of "hapa" for further clarification.
Stu: Shannyn Sossamon, Kristin Kreuk, and Stacy Kamano are SOOOO HOT!!!

Sally: I'd love to have Keanu Reeves' or Dean Cain's babies!

Stu: We're totally hapaholics.
hapaholic by UO_bali January 13, 2010

Capaholic 

thy who lies about 24/4, lives and breathes cap
anthony wont stop fucking lying. i swear, he's a down bad capaholic
Capaholic by hdmi01jackoff June 30, 2021

Capaholic 

A Mech Warrior pilot that prefers to use a tactic called "base capture" in order to win a match online (MechwarriorOnline).
"That Bonethugg dude is such a capaholic. I didnt get to fire my weapons one frgging time. Next time I drop with him, I am going to leg him and leave him so he cant lead us to cap."
Capaholic by Ra SUNGOD December 9, 2012

Yadaholic 

A person who keeps on talking just for the sake of making sounds. Yada yada yada ...
'My maths teach is such a yadaholic, he never shuts up."